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Laughing at the Left with Originality, Substance, and Style

In 2020, BLM (Big Lies Marxist) demonstrators descended on Squaw Valley Park in O'Hara Township, PA.  One of their demands was that the park be renamed, since they claimed the word "Squaw" was offensive.  Shortly thereafter, O'Hara Township Council caved and bowed to the woke mob.  Squaw Run Road in neighboring Fox Chapel was also renamed at taxpayer expense, thanks to one woman who claimed to be offended. 

Words mean things and should not be redefined based on the whims of snowflakes.  This is dangerous.  Suppose they change the definition of "shall", which in legal terms means "an order, promise, requirement, or obligation", and added "except in certain circumstances". "The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed" takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

You may laugh (that's what we're here for), but consider other actual examples in our culture, where an alleged "Don't Say Gay" bill, which says no such thing, is labeled as such and derided.  "Birthing people"?  Really?  And there's the CDC's ever-evolving definition of "Vaccine".  Way to lower the bar to fit The Narrative.  Science!  And don't even get us started on "recession".

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This site is dedicated to pushing back against The Woke's assault on language and their other hairbrained schemes with originality, substance and style. 

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