I Miss Capitalism Two-Sided Unisex T-Shirt

Do you enjoy choosing what kind of car you can buy, being able to choose whether and what kind of food you can put on your family's table, and even the kind of lightbulbs you want? Then you miss capitalism! Thanks to socialism, which has crushed freedom and trapped people in the Safety Net since progressives learned to spin, you have to justify your choices instead of just making them.

This two-sided t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US